New England Sports Teams Betrayed (By Hopkinton Resident, "Chet")

Boston Bruins: A gym hockey maneuver, with colored sticks and an orange ball, is used to invent a comics or accounting maneuver, where domain of consideration held false under law (intellectual property not according industrial patents), is temporarily stripped, with a minor role broken in public, to prevent the call on the play that would've otherwise returned item due to public outry; then, resumption of property published, with network of investors from temporary Synagogue quandry established for networks brokered. Pittsburgh Penguins player Marty McSorely, kills a Boston Bruin on the ice, for beating his godson, the Bruin's player's son. DSS's negligences in Ashland, Massachusetts, are noted.

New England Patriots: Bill Bellicheck, is placed on the New England Patriots, instead of the Minnesota Vikings, rights for actors being reformed replaced with rights for automotive federations, in booking logic of the National Football League, the NYPD player (New York Jets), Bellicheck, given to the wrong team; a controversy, has ensued, from "Bitch" by Sheryl Crow, causing a Jets victory over the New Orlean Saints facemask and rude gesture, by player Turley, a last minute Jets victory, blowing the odds on "vig" (the calculated price of fee for odds of bet, with the secondary number, the score to win if the athlete has cheated, before the primary number, the payout, the athletic, military, or artistic placement of figures desired for cheat of politics by drug dealing or liquor sales). The vig places New England, as corrupt, for employing Islam, in Bahira's variety, as Catholic Church, with only Israel, Italy, and Britain, represented in gambling house logic, hence Japan, is playing with Turkey. Moira Kraft and Heath Ledger die, as a result of the controversy with homosexual Turkish-Jews consorting with Catholics.

New England Revolution: John Hancock, South Park Studios, and Santander Bank, the three backing organs of Goldmann-Sachs, are gutted, by a local ESPN affiliate getting Hillary Clinton, to run for United States President, twice, instead of dealing with mob corruption in her state, vice officers busting anti-prostitution politicians, with entrapment involving the TV show "Green Acres"; summoned by forces unknown, in grocery bagging circles, as a mass force of anti-cosplay authorities, all hating the "Cassandra Cain" character dressup, since one of them (the prime leader recruit), is the basis of the character, and is Prince William's first cousin, as well as Prince Harry (the latter, a serial killer, hidden in the news as gay, the proper term in Britain, for someone that follows medical and appointment dates, curriculums, and medical processes, to the rigid letter and tacit implication of law, as if the medical system is there to fellate his phallus or suck his testicles, a pedophile doctor under British Commonwealth terms).

Boston Red Sox: Whitey Bulger is apprehended, through a riot at UMass-Amherst in 2004, placing the Israeli munitions investment out of Chicago's farm share community, in Boston for a law enforcement convention, to investigate "The Toose", a rumored Saddamist figure, that's made a death threat over the internet to Nancy Mace, for refusing a conjugal sleep visit, with a "spanking", the Ba'athist armed forces term for a rifle butt to the skull for attempting to top Qusay Hussein, while playing "dreidel", his dreidel stolen as a child by his brother, Uday. The Muslim Shangrila cybersex entity, "Ghul", evades capture, after being reported to authorities by Van Meter and Webster dormitory undercovers at UMass-Amherst, as being a terrorist, for speaking Hebrew; a dorm tap, installed by a South Korean Law Academy informant, on loan from North Korea for Saddam Hussein's capture, seems to be at fault. The Major League Baseball Commissioner, in charge of Israel, does not seem to care, and the Boston Red Sox win the World Series, without Whitey's rule, if a bird is in the World Series, you have to bet two down on games to the Red Sox; Moses, "Swirlyman", is enraged, and lumbers forth from Encyclopedia Dramatica, posting his face on 4chan, as a riddle, to catch the nefarious "bat man".