Exonerating Evidence (Serial Murders of Rival Spies)

 Sarkesian (Napster): You want to know what MP3.Com is, but you're Napster?

Haimes (Jong-il): You want to marry me, but you wear bridal panties with Lennox's room mate?

Long (Essex): You sell roofies, but your last name isn't "Klein"?

Heard (Attleboro): You're the sheriff, but you enforce VFW codes backwards?

"Bailey" (INTERPOL): You're an underage dominatrix, but you won't be a police officer?  

Enfield (Detroit): You work for Mossad Detroit, but you think you own a little old lady's patio off Wilmarth Street?

Willie (Providence): You know I'm Charlie Luciano, but you believe in the Quatrains?

Moen (Germany): You think it's gay, to eat turkey but sometimes chicken?

Monaghan (Sweden): Does espionage law apply to you, but it's a law for child pedophiles?

Valesquez (Holland): Do you think reform of marijuana laws, is poison to sell straight jackets?

Becker (CIA): Do you think I want to adopt your dog, because you won't retire to your quarter million dollar  contract on me?

Kyanka (SIS): Do you think Mormon housing charity, is the bisexual slavery rape of the cable technician?

Stock (Facebook): I read Romani, Cassie, but you had to learn it.

Laveaux (Canada): Do you think strippers, are retarded?

Warner (Mexico): Do you think sending Twiggy Ramirez to prison, was something other than forcing him to get head from you?

Trump (Japan): Do you think it's funny, to be a German witch hunter with the help of Quentin Tarantino and Mike Fargnoli?

James (Boston): I drive on a hard turn too, but I don't sue Asia.

Warren (KKK): Christine Warren, did you give my child Lasik eye surgery?

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