Lethal Martial Arts Moves (Mortal Kombat)

Spinal Dislocation: When grappled with a foe at your clavicle, place your left arm up on a forearm horizontal and wrap your right arm behind the neck to brace the foe's chin against the sword of your arm, then toss them to the side.  Their spine will spine and torque, from tailbone all the way up to skull, killing them of shock before they hit the ground.

Alien and Sedition Act: Place the right arm around in a swing into the left fist extending beneath the chin, to severe the brain stem while the foe is facing you.

Cardiac Notch: Place a right pumping fist at shoulder comfort but torqued tricep, into the foe's left pectoral, to counter a footwork flank.

Dim Mak: Variable in either position, place the left or right fist on an  under blow at the zyphoid process, with the other arm on an over fist, at either shoulder, to brace.  Appendix rupture follows within hours.

Quivering Palm: If you have a bladed arm, the blade may be moved into a finger tip uppercut behind the chin while in casual gesture, a slight tap, to convulse the throat, leaving your foe with a swallowed tongue, as if dying of a seizure from fear.  Batman doesn't use a gun.

Chokeslam: The left arm is to shoot forward, in a standard grasp, so the knuckle of the thumb, will dig beneath the tooth of the jaw, forcing the foe backwards onto their tailbone from a diaflect of the foot in standard podiatry acupuncture logic, their minor cardial sore in their brain forcing them blind.

Tiger Palm: The right palm may be shaped into a spread fingered claw, into the throat, zyphoid process, or navel, causing diaphram seizures beneath the lung, and a walk back into you, at every blow, until you are satisfied.

Bear Bitch: The arms are to move outwards and the stomach forwards in a tip toe off the heel, to force a foe against you for a kiss, to place a top into a bottom, unaware of the dominance shift later, having assumed you homosexual.  Lethal in a dormitory or prison quarter, non-lethal in a hospital, not recommended.

High Kick: If provoked verbally, the right hand is to offer a rabbit punch to the cheek of the 'full mouth', the gumped preparation for a slap, so they move leg to leg, with their left leg, at your crotch, for a shoutdown to place you into a bitch space of an interracial accord.  The right arm swings up, and so does the leg, if practicing Zen meditation, with as much height as possible, between the legs, the foe automatically sighting themselves for a foot swing behind the testicles, or if clothed, into the phallus on bagged article, typically semi-erect; a sex offender.  

Mask Strip: Move a foe into a corner with paired blows, a pause, then an extra blow, and touch the shoulder point with footwork each time where your last blow was, to align you, until you've circled them into a corner on their back, before placing your fingers, under their nostrils, not their mouth, for an upward pull, to strip off their nose, and mark them as a mouth breather.

Elbow Gimp: When approaching a foe with a knuckle press show, a queer sign from a fighter, place your right arm up with a raise, so they grab it to push, then swing your left arm in on a side lock, as if the thumb and forefinger are up, to hit the right rib, locking their fuse down into a spin on their left arm to drag you down, where your knee will be forced to collect with their ribs, the left floating, beneath the heart.

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