Family Gambling Strategies (Four Generations of Charlebois)

Ernest Charlebois (Triple Jack): Triple Jack, is played like Klob, the concept of a partial deck, however the deck is full, and only the jack is removed, per play. Once you have all the jacks, on your board, from a hand (played on Go Fish rules, pulling a card from the deck, to make a set, a match, on points), the game ends, and cards are totaled, regardless of cards in deck remaining, not played as "Fish" (sets or pairs, under rules of your choice, the House the choice of the family). To win, you have to pass every Jack, except your "son's", playing with you, a biker syndicate. If it's your actual son, he cheated, he played a jack on you, on hand's down. He's the Lion's Throne, the Saud, the Dalai Llama, the Yellow King, Zhang Rong. He gets anything he wants; a cop badge, from you informing him, quietly, he's a "pig" now, he's departed the family, and his salute to police academy, however he wants it, after researchh.

Ray Charlebois (Keno): The odds, on a Keno ticket, in your state, if playing a state lottery (a courts con, for athletics, military, or the arts/music), are per number of spots, per potential wins, and per games played. The more games played, the less the odds of winning (separated games of fault, the term for a Ptolemic disorder of ordering food, you want to "sit") versus the odds of money (you spent less to win, you aren't going to sit on "fault", you want an easy score, you're gambling), through "quick pick" (the break from prostitution through information, the male, or the report of family enemy, as "street team", your child, to radio, The Brow/Dick Tracy, the same character, Logan/Professor X). Any decision, based on seats placed as sought odds, through potential high mark, subtracted, can be placed as victory of cheat, in government, through athletics, soldiers, or music, applied, but only in an affirmative, the defense. Therefore, Keno, never makes money, but it teaches you how to influence government, against the "vig", the Disciples of Christ, on behalf of Doubting Thom, Judas Didymus Thomas, the O'Neills, the sanctity of politics. The odds, of each win, are listed on the back of the ticket, your potential win, on the before the colon, with the after, subtracted, in inverse, reversed to difference, to determine dollar amount bet, the practice to influence courts.

Mike Charlebois (Caribbean Stud): Caribbean Stud, is three cards on the table, and two in the pocket. Whereas Blackjack, encourages you falsely to challenge other betters, other prosecutors, Caribbean Stud is for a banking return, a Schulzstaffel, the movie-clad wealth of Blockbuster, Red Box, YouTube, HBO, STARZ, Cinemax, and other such rental firms, the child's altered bank pattern when assaulted, the "de-Glock", the pull of the chamber into cartridge of magazine; the individual frauding child, if researching, repeats fate of film, through friends, without seeing film, and otherwise, recreates film, at great federal expense, causing a new monetary mark, as Otto Skorzeny, a triple monte player, against Caribbean Stud, Yeo-Thomas, SOE (MI-6, French Resistance, "The White Rabbit" as Gestapo called him, actually "SHELLEY", WW1, and "SEAHORSE", WW2). A triple, is always selected, on table, half-stack with one in pocket of two, or both in pocket, one on table. The triple, is the only play to win, above or below, with an one hundred dollar down fee on sums equated to be brought, the loss of table, two hundred dollars high, on victory to bank, at any rise above, and two hundred dollars down to banked rate, as removal from table. Wife, must be placed on a slot machine, and if she's bored, you leave, automatically, you haven't been fucking your wife, there's no love left in the marriage. Your wife, is your designated driver. You have to play drunk, a stamina game, to determine if you've lost your game, through betting off triples, on improper bank, always a color ruble, kept on table.

Dave Charlebois (Texas Hold 'Em): The proper bet, is self as best athlete, a highschool job, against other athletes, favoring self; the proper gamble in Texas, is the best athlete, conspired with. Hence, the poker foul, is knocked out, for trusting a friend from his background, and rigs the game, allowed any time, for play money, simple chips, bought in a silver case, from a sporting store. On head's up, you aren't to challenge, unless to win, the best hand, portrayed as a bluff, one's poker face forced intentionally, to win. You are always to play as if by reflex, when draw, so the order and the deck rig, reverse forms, and a joker is offered, if unaccompanied lady is at table. The damnation, is when you are out of town, and you offer a cheap cigarette, to their brand, always your Mavericks. If they let you in, you've found friends. Otherwise, they con you, they're in Inglorious Basterds poker, started by Roseanne Barr's friend, John Goodman, a Hapsburg and an expert on the Bruces, for the CIA and their film projects, Walter Sobchak. Texas Hold 'Em is impossible to win, it's a prison for child molesters. Therefore, you want to trap the child molesters, into sexually enhancing you, while they all drop out of their careers, on work reference hires, the Fenians, the Irish-Arabs of Boston, Fox News and Canada.