A Compilation of Being Evil (Actors, Actresses, and Musicians)

Peter Lorre: You take a journey someone has given you, and reveal that you were never a police officer or criminal all along, or whatever the paired equivalents are; you're just mentally ill, you did nothing evil, unlike them.

Denzel Washington: Everything you do, is a reference to the opening cast credit, being unable to act, since you were playing them the entire movie, except at the end, when you come out of character, as your own father.

Keanu Reeves: You have to misplace the proper name of every role used on screen, as a reference to Weekend at Bernie's, every single film, ever.

Chuck Norris: You have a police informant movie made of a bungled operation, that you intentionally misreport to your boss, the US Army, and you make the heroic dead informant in the rare late shelf movie for cops and wannabes, look exactly like your target, but their regional affiliation marker of civilian, is misaligned.

Shirley Temple: You create a single joke, in every movie, from holding your hands, while paired, in the wrong position, as a reference to someone's sister, anyone's system, as having hairy hands.

Ice-T: Everything you do, is hating everything around you, except for a single piece of advice, that you need, that he gets stolen from you, for needing it, and once you steal it, you go down the list, backwards, of the things he hates, until you're the guy he beat up on the thing you mocked about your parents telling you not to do it. But you did it, didn't you.

Grandmaster Flash: You studied a fine art, and then ruined it, by making it popular, because it was easy for you to do, it's based on a sports injury.

Jenna Jameson: You indict someone, as a Jew, even though they're a Nazi, by making a single posture inappropriate for sex, on request, of a 'special fetish', so anyone combining the proper gesture, and the improper gesture, of making love; is mistaken as a lawyer, instead of a teenager hooking up with older women.

Priscilla Presley: You create a fad, based on a fake method of cooking killing your husband, that creates impersonators everywhere; meanwhile, your husband dies, of your lazy condition, namely the medicine being abused.

Bob Marley: You murder people, at live sport, and do horrible things, based on whomever is a fan, being afraid of you, from past reputation; one per song produced, always a reference to the skin color, being changed, between Caucasian, and African, however both are necessary in the same song (you have to reference both a major New World, and Old World, concept, at a simultaneous line within same words of title).

Eddy Grant: You create a single cop fad, to get pizza delivery guys on the police force, until they hear the song you made, and they drop out of life, their position intact.

Bobby McFerrin: You create a song about poverty, that only fixes itself, once you see the video, to identify whomever put you in it, and put him in prison, for being a cat owner. The song makes you buy a cat, if you're evil.

St. Barthelomew: You come up with a way of articulating a text's concept, in a way not intended, and once one person figures out a way of making it a religious movement, say you want to go to Hell, to get a rival piece of work made, however superior in quality, a Canon of the first, your Christ figure.