MI-6 (The Irish Division, Film and Art)

 Series Titles (MI-6):

"Evil": Ernest Charlebois, Batman.

"Antichrist": Shane ONeill, James Bond 007.

"Jewish": Ian Williamson, Ethan Hunt.

"Secret Agent": John Lennox, Ringo Starr.

"Prince Valiant": Gil Valentin, Spider Ludlow.

"Johnson": Cheech Marin, Cheech and Chong.

"Cobra": Larry Hama, Storm Shadow.

"Doctor Golden": Yazi Amin, Solid Snake.

"Burn Notice": Dave Charlebois, Michael Weston.

"Carnegie": Ben Carl, Smoke Monster.

Movie, Film, and Art Theory (Known MI-6 Profiles):

Batman: This villain, has mortally wounded you, giving you your specialty of aegis. If screened or printed, you have won well, inflicting Lethal Measures. Otherwise, you are Robin, you have been "Conned".

James Bond 007: You are Bond, in the opening scene, before the credits. After that, you are the villain, on fiscal support for a bounty hunt; You.

Mission Impossible: You are the finest line of British Theatre, Shakespeare, and you insist on an Underling's Job. The manse is an empty, palatial estate, the way you have wrecked it, and you have lost a marital engagement, through playing out the sequence of your own work. Your target, is Othello.

Secret Agent Man: You have foiled yourself in a blunder, to catch a case. You are strictly an artist, and must find the film reference, to your own tragedy, in the tragic fop of the film or movie; you have committed the offense, they are threatened by, and now you must return your ungained largesse, to charity.

Spider: You have recruited a writer, for the funny tunes, and you must manage your investment, or die. Death is poverty, homeless, wildebeasts, sacks of weed, in the African underbrush, where you made your money and cutting blade, in the Dutch-Belgian Wars, alongside the Bretons and Nords. If you really wanted to sign on for the Army, you wouldn't have had a lit cherry, would you.

Cheech and Chong: Youve destroyed America, in favor of the United States. Youve created dozens of myths, and each one, must be destroyed, in such a way, that the crooked state trooper, at the start of the film, is you, at the end. Chong is your wisdom guide, but he should not be trusted, off the film set.

GI Joe: You are American Yakuza, the Japanese answer to the American spy even though the CIA, is Americas facsimile of your ancient honor, the Japanese thief, and now, you must keep ahead, with a new alliance. Your job, as an American veteran of Japanese descent, is an alliance with Cobra Commander, the head of the Buddhist League, the artists and toymakers and choreographers and actors and writers, behind the most lethal combat scores and strikes of our generation; the support propaganda devices of NATO, but only if you pay them.

Metal Gear Solid: As an agent of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, your job is simple; a major MI-6 role, has gone downhill, and you are placed in recovery, to murder and remove a rogue MI-6, from this mortal coil. Failure, is not an option. Secrecy, is your calling, not your own hidden nature, but that of the coherency of MI-6, as the Irish division of the United Kingdom. Each of your foes, per game, is a potential ally or asset, but only if you don't kill them, in such a way that the strategy is effective in gameplay.

Burn Notice: You acquitted yourself, so well, as a CIA agent, from an MI-6 service, that youve been forced into the life of a civilian, outside the war. Your breeding, background, reputation, blood, and quiet athletics, are superb, and you cant stop, taking up a life of crime. We know you barely watch the shows, you think theyre for the kids, but its actually a pageant for America, to be men and women like you. You never cared, did you, Michael Weston. You secretly know what you are, a serial killer, and it bothers the CIA, because it means the same of them, that an MI-6 could infiltrate so carefully and easily, with a stock and bond project in the 7th grade, and the "Greed is Good" speech from Gordon Gecko in Wall Street, Michael Douglas as the player.

Lost: Your entire family fortune was ruined, by your new investment, id Software and your top hit game, "Doom". The Carnegie Institute lies in ruins, your own worker drones, college kids, and your media sources, the Skulls, and your narcotrafficking lines, Canadian cops, shut off and closed down for good. Now you just have the origin of your family, as Andrew Carnegie, a simple scams man that understand the brand of a name, reputation, not some petty degree that you couldve gotten if you were willing to put yourself through neptuating psychosis, your own gift to the world since you were but a child king, in Scotland, as a bankish murderer of Hecates and Highlanders. Is it time for the Kurgan's Return, Swedish-Jew?