Vigilante Police Work Methods

Profiling: You look at the side of someone's face, as if in portraiture, and they look Jewish.  You treat that guy, as if under separate law, when analyzing them.

Odentology: You act as a dominatrix, or male-to-female transgender, and reverse roles as a submissive while playing dominant, putting the other person on top, so they can cheat court, then you take them out, before sentencing, by getting paid by them as if in an established historical method of term, not in the common taxonomical nomenclature of your regional prefecture.

Phrenology: You identify genetics based on allergies, to determine if structural damage has occured, then you incur it, to match allergies, to induce a combat proclivity that is superiorly sufficient to yours, to prove that individual is evil to a homosexual male, or protective to a lesbian female, to get lesbians killed before trial to hide your proclivity for anal sex, you being the phrenologist.

British Communism: Insurance, theater, soldiers.  Otherwise, all you have is cops, cigrettes, and math books, and a fat cat runs your life, through your trust fund, and everyone works for the trust fund.  It's an actual cat, too.

Soviet Leninism: A farmer, is a cop.

Soviet Stalinism: Everything is backwards, like with Voltaire, but there's no sectarianism, so we can't tell what it is forwards.  If we can tell, you're the enemy.

Political Espionage: The concepts of capital, asset, investment, and audit, however applied to non-tangible moniker of measure, then return of abstract claim of denureship, hence success is measured by support outside of voter's public; failure is resumed, for economic act, once claimed, hence the denial of such an act's success will benefit you financially.  In other words, you have to avoid bankruptcy, so you take a contended, insured, held by paperwork, or stamped by police agent withholding, then you resume to change your support to it in public, not private, that withholding for possible agency means (in other words, you have to do this in public out of secrecy, not prior having announced), to avoid a bank audit having removed your stocks and bonds, by elected office failing.