George Soros: Bennie's Autoparts, a most
profitable youth investment. Andrew Shuck finds Mass Bay, fascinating.
Glenn Beck: The eyes have it. More
medication is required, Mister Beck, from your partners in the German Lutheran
Irish.
Bill O'Reilly: Eric Siebert,
Massachusetts State Police, finds the FRU investments in Motley Fool, far too
predictable. When O'Reilly wins, John Hancock loses.
Mike Huckabee: Fair play for Cuba?
The Masonic Lodge and Boston Police, think otherwise. But Castro, thinks
for himself.
George W. Bush: Four years to sell
narcotics, for Chas T. Main? The FBI disagrees, and they sell LSD.
Four more years, for Dave's contract payment. Sedated, by Dick
Cheney. Just make Loose Change, about France. Dick Cheney has
friends in high places - cemeteries.
John Kerry: A wooden hand eh? Let
me help you out. The Nation of Islam, always supports Malcolm X.
But what if he's Daniel Vinyard, on nutmeg.
John McCain: Mackelmore. Erika,
from the Kaiser's Lodge, has never sounded better.
Barack Obama: Will Morgan loves black
women. Jerry Seinfeld loves cigarettes. It's a show about nothing,
and that's how you write a paper, a speech, or a pose on a porno server for
honors kids that don't like speds. Hey, it's prison.
Hillary Clinton: Boboli Pizza, is how you
shoot a Holocaust execution, with Ralph Fiennes (or her cousin, Sonya
Savdie). Amon Goeth, switched a substitute, with a teacher. Jethro
Tull, on bass, is the same as Madonna Wayne Gacy, on guitar. The
Beautiful People. The Horrible People. And Running With the Devil,
on a drum pedal.
Mitt Romney: You invented RomneyCare,
eh? Thanks for letting me out of prison. Batman, has never been so
green. That's COIN, for Time Warner Cable. Now we get paid,
bitches. And George Lucas, gets to sell LucasArts, for money. Not a
carved up hooker. Sorry, Fitchburg State College. I'm a top.
That means, my father speaks for me. Not God, a joint.
Donald J. Trump: Team Sauerkraut, is Ivan
Tomasic's strategy. So says, Dr. Crane. Remember that time I killed
Heath Ledger? So do the aliens, and French ExSec, the hypnotizer
men. Capuchins, immune again. "God is your sense of community".
Joe Biden: Abra-Hedro, isn't just a
syndicate. It's the Amherst College chancellor's international racket
ethics program. And Lucky Luciano, doesn't go to the dump; he didn't rape
a Chinese woman, drunk, he just got drunk with one. The rules are the
rules, Queen Elizabeth II. The first step, is admitting you're an
alcoholic. Then you drink at home.
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