Batman Constitutional Codes

Mad Hatter: He wants Batman to wear a hood, to be Moses, with horns (a Jew).

Penny Plunderer: Someone in Batman's family, or stepfamily, or a marital in-law, that wants to steal Batman's jacket, to be a cop as Batman, instead of a drug dealer.

Riddler: Someone who buys a black car, to be Batman, as a drug dealer, instead of Batman's trademark green first car, with a double name to trick Zatanna, the stalker royal (with a varied name outside, and inside the mind, to trap her friends, on a DUI lure as the designated drunk).

Pirate Cavalier: Someone who poses with a bat costume or cape, after knowing Batman, and deducing his popular identity.

Penguin: A Numidian-Jew, unless identified to Batman as Penguin, then Clark Kent, Superman.

Mister Freeze: Someone who has stolen a Bat's identity, with the Gideon Bible, a mob hit, thinking Batman, was a cop, for having a hard jaw to take a punch. Batman invented the Gideon Bible, to steal the Sheriff of Nottingham's job.

Joker: A police officer, that gets involved in DARE or rehab or a death canyon run or intelligence training program, or equivalent, constantly abused with art direction through being lured in to write for comics or literature affiliated with Batman's inner notes, then fed to cops, to create more attempts to turn Batman, into a cop, setting up more Jokers (Teamsters).

Two-Face: A priest, posing as a prosecutor, to go undercover in law programs, based on the rumor that Batman might get a law degree (from having Muschovy's Disorder, and confusing a psychologist).

Poison Ivy: A woman in Batman's family that's obsessed with philosophy and art, that's trolled by Batman, into thinking Batman is Hitler, so he marries Poison Ivy, to get more into German anti-Semitism (prostitution).

Harley Quinn: Batman, as a woman, unless penned heroically, then a dunce, Batman's girlfriend (but fake).

Catwoman: A vice officer trailing Batman, for not putting out, despite the fact that she's a fan of the comics, and should know, comics are just for fun (but not with guns, Batman's secret super power, a bullet to the skull from the Italian Mafia).

Scarecrow: A gay man, that wants to change places with Batman, so his family deed is put in a painting of Hitler, and sent to Jewish Germans.

Hugo Strange: A man hired by the Bat Family, to kill Batman, after Batman drops out of college or highschool or fails military boot.

Victor Zsasz: A real life serial killer (a man who thinks that gay, is one particular term, universally, instead of drug slang, labeled homosexual, no matter what it is, until you're gay, which is homosexual, as attested).

Solomon Grundy: Batman's arch-nemesis, a descent of Felix Grundy, the mentor of James Knox Polk, founder of the Batman royalty in America (the conquest of Texas, for corn fed titties, and Mexican booty, all sorts of plunder of pirates parrots).