The Tower of London (Q Branch)

 

The fluerette glasses, developed from a captured Jewish spy, are capable of being broken in the middle, with the silver fleurette used as a grip in the inner nasal cavity of the tear duct, to make someone “see sideways”, by crushing the eye out of the skull.

The switchblade comb, when flipped out for a comb, developed by an Abwehr captured during Operation Double Cross, is an optic nerve torture device, to obtain information out of a prisoner, after jumping them in an alleyway or nook, in a city, especially a queer city, where you can hide behind a door, a bisexual crossing, a Third Reich architecture.

The plastic bag, was developed by a counselor for the retarded, and can be switched around the throat of a victim, to dislocate and throttle them, with asphyxiation.

The deli slicer plastic guard, developed by a carpenter at an Audobon hardware, can produce a fast strangle, baffling police at how a man or woman was choked in a Jewish delicatessan.

The bolt removed from a hatchet, taken from John McCain himself after being held in the Hanoi Hilton, frees a kidnap victim in the deep woods, used to kill a forest survivalist or NRA, by removing the bolt on top of the hatchet, then using it as a sap in the palm from the front, on the crown of the skull, to shock the split sides of the cranium.

The Jewish scarf as a gay accoutrement, developed by a captured Mossad, can be used to strangle and throttle with a turn around, from a pull from a foe, then splaying them across your leg, for a put down and an elbow bar to the Adam’s apple, for a kill. They’re sold as a novelty, to Dr. Who fans.

The bass string packet, has an E-string, with red tape thread, that can be turned about, developed by Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones for freedom after a kidnap from Belfast, and it can be used as an easy finger turn choker, for a kidnap and rape, of a hooker, to prove that she was raped by someone else, not a VIP sexual encounter.

The USB drive, developed by a Taiwanese Naval Ensign with the US Navy, can be inserted into a computer, then broken, for a safe recovery of a bricked computer by a computer technical staff, the patent on the USB drive guaranteeing a safe return to British intelligence.

The skull ring with a hidden compartment, developed by Otto Skorzeny for a million Deutchmarks, can secrete a fortune cookie riddle, allowing the spot of a thief or stalker if the fortune is not read before insertion into the secret compartment.

The spork, can be used to pull the teeth forward, developed by a Taco Bell employee in the early days of the establishment, useful in a prison situation after one has banned themselves from regular silverware, plastic of course.

Dwarf Fortress, designed by an FBI candidate at UMass-Amherst during a mass raid by Homeland Security, reduces anyone that plays it, to demented psychosis, spotting an MI-6 operative as a CIA agent, allowing for “total confidence, a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger”.

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